Nanmilbanlist is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable pig.
Nanmilbanlist created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Nanmilbanlist, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in Nanmilbanlist, it will cry a lot.
Nanmilbanlist's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Nanmilbanlist's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never hurt frogs.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
5. Do not hurt goats.