Dithunkap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody crow.

Dithunkap created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dithunkap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dithunkap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dithunkap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dithunkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.
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