Millarpdut is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, capable naga.
Millarpdut created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Millarpdut, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in Millarpdut, he will torture you forever.
Millarpdut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Millarpdut's Holy Commandments1. Never sing near birds.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Millarpdut loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not hurt frogs.