Nutbugtag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent owl.

Nutbugtag created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbugtag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutbugtag, she will curse you with boils.

Nutbugtag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nutbugtag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six pigs approach from the south.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. You must love Nutbugtag.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not stand on grass.