Disswongub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak weasel.

Disswongub created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Disswongub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Disswongub, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Disswongub's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Disswongub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Disswongub's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
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