Buszogomin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful wyrm.

Buszogomin created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buszogomin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Buszogomin, he will turn you into a mole.

Buszogomin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Buszogomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not take Buszogomin's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if six swans approach from the north.
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