Sigsogton is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever dolphin.
Sigsogton created the Sun seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Sigsogton, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Sigsogton, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Sigsogton's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Sigsogton's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Never sing near otters.
3. You must love Sigsogton.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Do not stand on grass.