Xucpoptad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered deer.

Xucpoptad created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xucpoptad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xucpoptad, it will turn you into a frog.

Xucpoptad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Xucpoptad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.