Wigsatjin is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish coyote.
Wigsatjin created bats three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Wigsatjin, she will not care.
If you do not believe in Wigsatjin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Wigsatjin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Wigsatjin's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never wear shorts.