Legfagbut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic pigeon.

Legfagbut created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfagbut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legfagbut, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Legfagbut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Legfagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green kilts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.
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