Yamcanlun is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak meerkat.
Yamcanlun created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in Yamcanlun, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Yamcanlun, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Yamcanlun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Yamcanlun's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamcanlun.
5. Never look at asteroids.