Bedbasskenmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident goose.

Bedbasskenmob created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbasskenmob, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bedbasskenmob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bedbasskenmob's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bedbasskenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Always take life seriously.