Goddosswon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing hedgehog.

Goddosswon created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Goddosswon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Goddosswon, he will strike you with lightening.

Goddosswon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Goddosswon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Goddosswon.

2. Goddosswon loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Hide if three hamsters approach from the north.

5. Always pray immersed in water.