Homhapgepcan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage bee.

Homhapgepcan created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homhapgepcan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homhapgepcan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Homhapgepcan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Homhapgepcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.