Bonbastkik is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited salamander.
Bonbastkik created an electron four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Bonbastkik, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Bonbastkik, it will be very unhappy.
Bonbastkik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Bonbastkik's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
2. You must never eat bananas.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Pray towards the east.