Bassbisscid is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, happy donkey.
Bassbisscid created snails seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Bassbisscid, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Bassbisscid, he will turn you into a rat.
Bassbisscid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Bassbisscid's Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Never paint your chest brown.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Always help ducks.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Bassbisscid.