Rilpopkip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet hyena.

Rilpopkip created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilpopkip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilpopkip, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rilpopkip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rilpopkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Run away if nine sharks approach from the east.

4. Retreat if seven cats approach from the north.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Rilpopkip on top of important buildings.