Ganrilnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful centipede.

Ganrilnill created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganrilnill, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganrilnill, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ganrilnill's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ganrilnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Ganrilnill on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat aubergines.