Bigwigneg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental mole.

Bigwigneg created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigwigneg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bigwigneg, he will not care.

Bigwigneg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bigwigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigwigneg.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.