Dutkadpin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty rat.

Dutkadpin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutkadpin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dutkadpin, it will not care at all.

Dutkadpin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dutkadpin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the west.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Respect your elders.