Hugyarrot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented meerkat.

Hugyarrot created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugyarrot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugyarrot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hugyarrot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hugyarrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.