Xinlarndon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful chinchilla.

Xinlarndon created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinlarndon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xinlarndon, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xinlarndon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xinlarndon's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Put Xinlarndon first in all things.

5. Always help sick pigs.