Vogbumyarpsawlab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic warg.

Vogbumyarpsawlab created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbumyarpsawlab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogbumyarpsawlab, she will think nothing of it.

Vogbumyarpsawlab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vogbumyarpsawlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not take Vogbumyarpsawlab's name in vain.