Nigflanzed Jabcemquim Nillbissfad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient raven.

Nigflanzed Jabcemquim Nillbissfad created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigflanzed Jabcemquim Nillbissfad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nigflanzed Jabcemquim Nillbissfad, it will come to you in dreams.

Nigflanzed Jabcemquim Nillbissfad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nigflanzed Jabcemquim Nillbissfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never laugh in the presence of mice.