Higbarngam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, moody wren.

Higbarngam created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higbarngam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Higbarngam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Higbarngam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Higbarngam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.