Ven Veenyatthim Mipmetflappan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable swallow.

Ven Veenyatthim Mipmetflappan created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ven Veenyatthim Mipmetflappan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ven Veenyatthim Mipmetflappan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ven Veenyatthim Mipmetflappan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ven Veenyatthim Mipmetflappan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ven Veenyatthim Mipmetflappan eight times a day.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never skip in holy places.