Disszednad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud raven.

Disszednad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Disszednad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Disszednad, she will turn you into a frog.

Disszednad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Disszednad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about planets.

5. You must never eat cherries.