Damcemdimdam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind goose.

Damcemdimdam created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damcemdimdam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Damcemdimdam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Damcemdimdam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Damcemdimdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.