Barnsinkom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy cobra.

Barnsinkom created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnsinkom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Barnsinkom, she will turn you into a worm.

Barnsinkom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Barnsinkom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Barnsinkom.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear violet trousers.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.