Foddudgensug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent crane.

Foddudgensug created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foddudgensug, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Foddudgensug, he will turn you into a puffin.

Foddudgensug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Foddudgensug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the west.