Artsidbomladfedyar Bitceblin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witty dingo.

Artsidbomladfedyar Bitceblin created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artsidbomladfedyar Bitceblin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Artsidbomladfedyar Bitceblin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Artsidbomladfedyar Bitceblin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Artsidbomladfedyar Bitceblin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never skip in the presence of gulls.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.