Jadfabjan is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, blissful snail.
Jadfabjan created bats five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Jadfabjan, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in Jadfabjan, she will turn you into a mole.
Jadfabjan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Jadfabjan's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill cats.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always obey Jadfabjan's priests.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.