Honhadbet is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, irritating snail.
Honhadbet created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.
If you believe in Honhadbet, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Honhadbet, it will boil you in a big pot.
Honhadbet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Honhadbet's Holy Commandments1. Put Honhadbet first in all things.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never feed melons to manatees while wearing black boots.
4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Honhadbet on top of all buildings.