Flyhudvog is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering capybara.
Flyhudvog created time and space three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Flyhudvog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Flyhudvog, he will be mildly annoyed.
Flyhudvog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Flyhudvog's Holy Commandments1. Never eat lemons.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Put Flyhudvog first in all things.
4. Do not kill horses.
5. Run away from blue aardvarks, for they are unholy.