Tinmipfar is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, generous wolf.
Tinmipfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Tinmipfar, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Tinmipfar, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Tinmipfar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Tinmipfar's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill seals.
2. Do not wear nickel on your body.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
5. Never write about stars.