Misdossrawjan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving manatee.

Misdossrawjan created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misdossrawjan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Misdossrawjan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Misdossrawjan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Misdossrawjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.