Mumkopfly is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic pig.

Mumkopfly created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumkopfly, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumkopfly, she will strike you with lightening.

Mumkopfly's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mumkopfly's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Mumkopfly eight times a day.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if seven doves approach from the east.

5. Never feed melons to grasshopers while wearing green coats.
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