Limgading is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, generous jaguar.
Limgading created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Limgading, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Limgading, she will turn you into a rock.
Limgading's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Limgading's Holy Commandments1. Foxes are not to be trusted.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limgading.