Cudsiddunwig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent lizard.

Cudsiddunwig created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsiddunwig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudsiddunwig, she will turn you into a snail.

Cudsiddunwig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cudsiddunwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudsiddunwig.