Vegzagnan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring dolphin.

Vegzagnan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegzagnan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegzagnan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vegzagnan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vegzagnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Always help swans.