Yarfetquim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing bee.

Yarfetquim created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarfetquim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarfetquim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yarfetquim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yarfetquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.