Dag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil meerkat.

Dag created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dag's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed limes to horses while wearing red stockings.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.