Flisbemgeb is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm bear.
Flisbemgeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Flisbemgeb, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Flisbemgeb, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Flisbemgeb's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Flisbemgeb's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never paint your feet purple.
4. Hide if four capybaras approach from the west.
5. Flisbemgeb loves manatees, so they must be honoured.