Hunpogwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy jaguar.

Hunpogwad created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunpogwad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hunpogwad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hunpogwad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hunpogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Hunpogwad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt ducks.