Kantabmil Singeplun is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent sheep.
Kantabmil Singeplun created the planet Earth seven million years ago.
If you believe in Kantabmil Singeplun, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Kantabmil Singeplun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Kantabmil Singeplun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Kantabmil Singeplun's Holy Commandments1. Never skip near capybaras.
2. Feed all hungry geese.
3. Never paint your hands brown.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. You must never eat peanuts.