Sandlunnull Jighim is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful frog.

Sandlunnull Jighim created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlunnull Jighim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandlunnull Jighim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sandlunnull Jighim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sandlunnull Jighim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear indigo corsets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.