Tansakpib is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring bear.
Tansakpib created an atom nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tansakpib, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Tansakpib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Tansakpib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Tansakpib's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about tomatoes.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.