Jenzanvog is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, boastful ant.
Jenzanvog created gold five billion years ago.
If you believe in Jenzanvog, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Jenzanvog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Jenzanvog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Jenzanvog's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jenzanvog.
3. Never wear red dresses.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.