Nattetti is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered jaguar.

Nattetti created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Nattetti, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nattetti, it will turn you into a plant.

Nattetti's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nattetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never bounce near nematodes.

5. Nattetti loves whales, so they must be honoured.