Getkabhud is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered beaver.
Getkabhud created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Getkabhud, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Getkabhud, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Getkabhud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Getkabhud's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never wear purple rings.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Never run near tapirs.
5. You must love Getkabhud.